ASM presents...

The inner workings of ASM, those seasoned purveyors of musical comestibles, have long posed a conundrum to the uninitiated.

What is the secret behind their slipshod exterior???

How have they cultivated their inimitable sonic technique???

The answers to these questions and more will be revealed when ASM presents:

"THE GLORIFIED REHEARSAL!!!"

SEE the intense preparation for their upcoming critically acclaimed album!

SEE the incredible 9-headed saxabeast!

SEE the marvel of the bottomless Muchmore hip flask!

LIVE at the Living Theater (21 Clinton Street), Tuesday, 2/17 @ 7 pm $4.99 (cheap!)

Featuring music by Durst, Hess, Kemp, Muchmore, La Rose, Lasaga, Sankaram, Thomson, Wriggle

Past Performances: