A rundown
- 8 out of 13 have degrees in composition (4 in jazz composition)
- 9 are from the East Coast, 2 are from the West Coast, 2 are from the very center of America
- 10 out of 13 didn't go to a conservatory
- 5 have been in an orchestra, 4 in a jazz band, 2 in a choir, and 9 in a rock band
- 5 out of 13 picked up their instrument by age six - of the 5, 1 have perfect pitch and 2 are double-jointed
- 7 out of 13 still own more than 1,000 physical albums
- 6 are currently in 3 or more regularly performing bands
- 4 out of 13 wear combat boots - of the 4, 3 have tattoos
- 8 toured the night clubs of US and Europe twice last year, 5 toured the US twice with two different bands
- 12 out of 13 play more than three instruments
- 7 have had mustaches/beards in the last year. 1 of the 7 also had a mohawk
- 2 are in a cult and can breathe fire; 7 teach music to children
- 1 shook Beyonce's hand, 1 performed with Kevin Bacon, and 1 has been personally insulted by Don Rickles
- 13 out of 13 are highly attractive, sexy, and charming individuals
Members
- Jean Cook
- David Durst
- Peter Hess
- Jeff Hudgins
- Bradley Kemp
- Andrea La Rose
- Dan Lasaga
- Pat Muchmore
- Franz Nicolay
- Kamala Sankaram
- Maria Sonevytsky
- John Wriggle
And don't forget our oh-so-lovely Friends and Extended Family