A rundown

  • 8 out of 13 have degrees in composition (4 in jazz composition)
  • 9 are from the East Coast, 2 are from the West Coast, 2 are from the very center of America
  • 10 out of 13 didn't go to a conservatory
  • 5 have been in an orchestra, 4 in a jazz band, 2 in a choir, and 9 in a rock band
  • 5 out of 13 picked up their instrument by age six - of the 5, 1 have perfect pitch and 2 are double-jointed
  • 7 out of 13 still own more than 1,000 physical albums
  • 6 are currently in 3 or more regularly performing bands
  • 4 out of 13 wear combat boots - of the 4, 3 have tattoos
  • 8 toured the night clubs of US and Europe twice last year, 5 toured the US twice with two different bands
  • 12 out of 13 play more than three instruments
  • 7 have had mustaches/beards in the last year. 1 of the 7 also had a mohawk
  • 2 are in a cult and can breath fire; 7 teach music to children
  • 1 shook Beyonce's hand, 1 performed with Kevin Bacon, and 1 has been personally insulted by Don Rickles
  • 13 out of 13 are highly attractive, sexy, and charming individuals