A rundown

  • 6 out of 11 have degrees in composition (3 in jazz composition)
  • 2 out of 11 studied at the Aspen Music Festival
  • 9 are from the East Coast, 1 is from the West Coast, 1 is from the very center of America
  • 10 out of 11 didn't go to a conservatory
  • 6 played in an orchestra, 6 in a jazz band (4 in both)
  • 5 out of 11 picked up their instrument by age six - of the 4, 2 have perfect pitch and 1 is double jointed
  • 5 out of 11 own more than 1,000 records
  • 5 are currently in 3 or more regularly performing bands
  • 5 out of 11 wear combat boots and 2 don't own a single suit
  • 4 toured the night clubs of US and Europe twice last year, 1 toured the US twice with two different bands
  • 5 out of 11 play more than three instruments
  • 4 have had mustaches/beards in the last year. 1 of the 4 also had a mohawk
  • 2 are in a cult and can breath fire - 1 of those 2 is a music teacher in the NYC public schools
  • 11 out of 11 are highly attractive, sexy, and charming individuals